One Helluva Bar Mitzvah!

Baby Drake swaying away may just be the funniest thing I’ve seen this week haah. Check out two of Drake’s recent videos from his “Take Care” album. I like the slow, dramatic cinematography in “Take Care” with Rihanna. Reminds me of Florence + The Machine’s video for Dog Days, but include an albino-looking Barbadian chick.

Drake feat. Rihanna: Take Care

(Download the song here: Drake feat Rihanna: "Take Care")

I mean, how can the hook of this song not get stuck in your head. It’s a simple piano stroke on repeat, yet the background beats complement the song like a full glass of some Argentine Malbec and some medium rare steak at Butcher & Singer. Mixed in with the African drum beats towards the end and the overlapping message of love, loss and letting someone into your life to “take care” of you, this song is on constant repeat for me all day long. Drake’s new album, aptly titled “Take Care”, has some definite favorites. To get a true sense of Drake’s album and how soft he is in blog post format, then please do us all a favor and read the following review by Big Ghostfase. Probably the funniest blog and writing style that I’ve read in a minute.

“son goes by many names b…Drizzy or Aubrey or jus Aubs…n the Artist Formerly Known as Wheelchair Jimmy nahmean. But yalls might know him as The Kitten Whisperer aka The Harvester of Pauses aka The Taio Cruz of Hip Hop aka Young Garnier Fructis the pre-cum baby aka Jennifer Aniston’s favorite emcee….n the muthafucka most likely to have a gateway to Narnia in his closet aka The Michael Buble of Rap or that nigga witta beatin vagina for a heart that you be hearin on the radio sandwiched between Katy Perry n Lady Gaga joints all day aka Justin Biebers beard n the only nigga on earth capable of turnin sandpaper into moist towelettes wit the touch of his hands…the vagina nectar-garglin nigga who makes lambs look dangerous hisself…..otherwise known as the Human Electric Slide… OctobVariesOwn….Drake”