This is why girls have such high hopes!

Because shit like this (“I promise to love you every moment forever”) goes into the minds of naive little girls and they think that Edward Cullen is every guy they meet. I mean seriously Edward, not only do you sound like a complete psychopath by promising your eternal stalking, but you’re pale as shit and you could use a good shave to your nipples (see exhibit A). Anywhoo, here’s the new trailer for Twilight’s “Eclipse” movie coming out this June.